Is my translation correct (Koine Greek silly sentence)

1. Is Greek Google Translate accurate?
2. Do modern Greeks understand Koine Greek?
3. How difficult is Koine Greek?
4. Does Google Translate work for Greek?

Is Greek Google Translate accurate?

Generally, Google Translate works better with European languages such as German, Finnish or Danish, but has problems with several Asian languages or dead languages, like Latin or Ancient Greek.

Do modern Greeks understand Koine Greek?

Koine Greek is not that far from Modern Greek. Most educated Greeks would probably understand a large part of it because of the language feel and instinct, also because ancient Greek is taught in high schools and there are still relics of it in Modern Greek.

How difficult is Koine Greek?

Learning Koine Greek, the Greek of the New Testament, can be fast and fun. But not when taught the usual way. There's a reason people say of the incomprehensible: “It's all Greek to me!” Greek is reputed to be a difficult language to learn, especially for native English speakers.

Does Google Translate work for Greek?

Beyond English, a small sampling of the many languages supported by the app include French, Italian, German, Spanish, Greek, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Latin, Arabic, Russian, Hebrew, and Yiddish.